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Christian Bok's 2001 "Eunoia", that year's Griffin Prize-nominated book of one-vowel prose-poems, generates these whimsies: parental guidance advised CAT FLAP That cat, Ma'am, plants cat scat; Lawn plants flat! A-a-a-r-rghh! What bad crap! Half past cat-trap law! Grab a gat! Rat-a-tat lays Claw and fang and cat all flat! Cat flags flap at half-mast! That's that! BZZZ .. EEK! We've sent these pesky skeeters west -- They'll pester westerners; The fever test's next! "Yeller fever!" they'll yell! "Eve 'n' Ebenezer Edenweld've eleven degree fevers! "Wrestle the seventeen fever bells' levers!" SPINNING GIN Fifth Gin-Kick win irks titlists; Gin-drips distill'd in Bimini blitz this Fizz-Kid. Six VIPs risk illicit win in pint-piling. Silky dick-skins slip! Iris swills hic-tipsy gin! Is Gin Biz Fizzling? Sip this spring rising! Spit! PHOKK'N FOR GODOT God! Gordon, slow down! Dork knob glows to honor boff; Johnson works to blow off rocks; Knock off socks; To phokk rocks! Hold off, Gord. Fox box works, too! Don't knock mojo schlock! Slow down for now! G-spot slops soggy! Now Go, Gordon! Oh! Go! Go! Oh God oh god oh god oh god! Oooh! LUDD, FUZZ & STUD Fuzz pulls Ludd's buggy up. "Whussup, Bud?" mugs Ludd. "Dumb plug's rum-full. Must cull!" "Put gun up, yuh thug! Muh stud pulls muh buggy!" Ludd's club stuns fuzz; Gun bucks, plugs Ludd's stud. Stud burps up lung, muddy rut's crud-full. Bury'um, Ludd! |
